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Faith! So much to write, and so little ink, so little time. The day waxes short with each turn of the glass. I am, by the grace of God and my own impertinent tongue, a newly-made knight. Little hath changed from the squire many knew- the same ill-kempt mop of hair, the same crooked smile and malignant retort. The ink-horn calls shriller than the battle-horn, and 'tis sweeter in my mind to take up a pen than draw a sword. Blood, red as sunset... my baptism of fire on the hellish fields of Bosworth has dampened my appetite for war. Among fellow knights, I am a mark'd eccentric, delighting in lore, legend, and lasses. The latter lavicious lassitude is all too familiar, be it not?
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In mundanity, I am a typical sharp-tongued teenager, still seeking a sense of themselves after being thrust, wide-eyed, into the world of adults. I am quixotic to a fault, and tend to slip into the speeche at random.
Music
Any tune that tells a story or is fair and fine to listen to. Artists? Hm.... Owain Phyfe, The Lost Boys, (Of course) Bathos the Muse, the Brobdi-however-you-spell-them Bards, and anything written by Eric Idle. Of late, mine ears are accustomed to the works of the Goode Paul Simon and Sir Art of Garfunkel, as well as the manifold tunes of David Bowie.
Movies
Monty Python the The Holy Grail, The Life of Brian,
History of the World Part 1, The Producers, Blazing Saddles,
First Knight, Camelot,
and Man of La Mancha.
TV
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Monty Python's Flying Circus?
And Doctor Who.
Books
The Once and Future King, Don Quixote, the works of Ray Bradbury, Neil Gaiman, and Douglas Adams, The Earthsea Cycle, The Canterbury Tales, Small Gods... the list goes ever ever on. A great many books do I fancy, (Terry Pratchett being a current favorite) reading being a pleasant occupation indeed. Although I do not greatly fancy the Song of Roland...
Likes
Noble knights and gentle ladies, chivalry,
poetry, the muses,
making a complete fool of myself, music, comely lasses (particularly singers, for my heart doth melt to a woman who sings)and the tourney.
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Renaissance Festivals, (Oh, really?) Medieval Reenactment, a Girl who knows the value of fantasy and loves life, unliscenced flights of fancy, joi d'vive, a rainy day and a good book. (For more, see above)
Dislikes
Overly snobbish courtiers, false knights and brigands, those who live purely by the letter of the law but not the spirit, anyone who threatens to chop my head off repeatedly, anyone who threatens to chop my head off repeatedly and never makes true his threats, the muses, and hypocrisy.
Hobbies
Squiring, Dueling with Sword and Buckler, Story, Song,
properly admiring Beauty of All Forms, Accosting strangers, Spinning Yarns and Telling Tales, Sinning... I mean, erm, Singing,
Making a Complete Fool of Myself, Using Far Too Many Capital Letters, Dragon-Slaying,
and courting lovely lasses.
Vices
Far more than I care to list, though a pretty face and a sweet smile are foremost among them.
Virtues
'Tis not for me to harp on mine own virtues,
as such would hardly be fitting for a knight. Furthermore, the list would come somewhat short.
Heroes
Sir William the Marshall, Ulrich of Lichtenstein, Any knight or student of chivalry,
Mel Brooks, Geoffry Chaucer, Sir William of Northumberland, Bertrand de Geuscelin...
Many are the months since I last took up the pen, and longer still since I wandered the halls of this shire, much to my dismay. Worry not, good folk- I hath not forsaken thee, nor shall I e'er do as such. Yet the labours of a squire have no end, and the Higher Schoole doth occupy most of my time.
Another year, another faire come and gone- 'twas a glorious occasion. A celebration of all that is lost and wonderous and sad, a bachannal revel, a world, far more "real" than anything else- aye, faire was all of these. My labours as a squire continued as I served His Grace, the Lord Peck of Abercrombie. Likewise, I served as both court poet and troubador-in-training and Master of Squires. Such titles, though honors they be, were paid for in full in sweat. My learnings under him I shall post anon, for such material could fill volumes. I recieved, with much suprise on mine behalf, the award for Best In Mayor's Court and one of the Best of AZ awards.... and I am allowing myself some pride on these matters. Too much virtue can be a vice, is it not so? And none have yet accused me of being too virtuous.
This year mark'd also the beginning of my newfound quest for the love of the lady whom I fancy. The lass to whom I be betroth'd- aye, the account of out meeting at
court and my description of her could likewise fill volumes. Suffice to
say, she is beautiful both in face, form, and spirit. Such qualities be
rare indeed, and mark me well- for I hath a very discerning taste. To look into milady's eyes; this be mine only paradise.
Sir William, captain of His Majesty's guard, did observe me upon the lanes and in the court of my master and put forth a request that I should join him as a knight in the service of the king. My master accepted! So it is that a dream, once-distant, looms ahead. I am to finish my service and be knighted in a year's time. Then I shall take the oarth, the spurs, the chain- I tremble with anticipation and apprehension at the very thought!
God's blood, but fortune's wheel doth turn, and Lady Luck, fickle mistress that she be, smileth upon me. In a year's time, I am to be both wedded and knighted, two glorious honors, two lifelong quests, two grievous responsibilities. Yet such is the nature of adulthood, methinks.
And I am boy no longer. Sweet-bittersweet be my lot.
Though squire I may be, human am I all the more. And further curs'd am I- for when I feel down I can do naught but write bad poems about it. What I hath written is writ to easy my weary mind, and maketh little sense as of yet.
No my good sir, I'm afraid the only one I've been swept away by is you and your bottomless charm. Though, I highly doubt my smile is as dazzling as you like to make it seem.
Sir Reynault,
Sir BlackwolfWhat is this, how so, a Knight? Most excellent, congratulations Sir! The Wryld would be that much the better place for more Knights such as thee.
I am as ever, at your service,
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